Frightful Fashion 😱

Halloween is a Frightful time!  Spooky creatures, scary jack o’lanterns, tales of ghosts, and costumes!  But instead of costumes this year, we bring you real life clothes, clothes that people wear to school and work and dinner. To the movies and to the mall. To the dentist’s office and to go sailing.  It’s Frightful Fashion! (😱)  A truly hair-raising collection of things people wear.

SHOO-s – Looking for some fancy footwear?  Look no further!

They’re crocs! They’re platforms! They’re Cracforms! In Pink!  If these shoo-s were a song, what song would they be?

Or, would you like to emulate an ungulate?  Do you want to sport a camel toe? 😱🐪 Then check out these bootie beautys:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Perhaps you prefer ballet flats?  These are for you! They look like real hooves! 😂

 

Do you want to go to the beach, or horseback riding? The beach? Horseback riding! The beach? Ok- Here ya go:

Do you spend too much time

putting on shoes and socks?

Need to streamline?  Have we got the shoe (sock) for you! 

Uggh.  The new generation of the comfy classic. Ugg is right! 😐

 

What’s trending in CASUAL WEAR?  The clothes we wear everyday, casually?  Let’s take a look!

Hahaha- Putin’s so smart!

Who turned out the lights?

  Dare ya 👊

If a tree falls in a forest and no one’s there to hear it,

does  it still look like a stain? 🌲

 

 

FORMAL WEAR!  For elegant evenings out!

PROM 1             PROM 2    Cool teenage cut-outs!

PROM 3 One of a kind!

 

There’s More!     The mop dress.  

Remind you of anything?  

     What are you wearing to the party?  I think I’ll wear my green 🟩 square!                                                                                       It’s a dress!  It’s a bathing suit!  It’s a pinned up…shower curtain?

😂  “No, Jessica, really, you can hardly see it.”

 

How about STATEMENT PIECES?  Clothes that make a statement  🙂

All right, then, good to know!   PS- might want to have a doctor check on that skater’s leg. Ouch!

Hey! 😠  …oh, 🙂hello.

 

 

Lost on the concept…

 

Some statement pieces are a little…um…

 

K.  If you say so.

Hello can… 😲

  😲😲😲

 

You’re really dope man!  Wait…!

 

Don’t Forget SPORTSWEAR! Sportswear is Everywhere!

 

  It’s the pose for me.

Just…no.  Could be two kitties, or one dog. 🐈🐈‍⬛🐕

Speak no evil, see no evil… “Oh, say can you Seeee…”

 

And, last but not least, in a category unto itself, which I simply call:  I Just Can’t!

  😳 Who would wear this? Who, Who?

😲Um…

 

😂🤣

 

😲🫣

 

 

Order yours today!