This is a Place to Get 🥕 For Your Konijn.
What is a konijn? A konijn is a wonderful thing. You probably have a konijn in your life. You may know your konijn by a different name. I love my konijn.
A Konijn.
(🌮🍦<——— konijn treats)
MERCH!* 💥
Still More Sing Along With Mitch! What a find! Inside, pages of delightful illustrations and accompanying lyrics so that you, too, can Sing Along With Mitch! This time-treasured vinyl album includes such classics as In a Shanty in Old Shanty Town and Tip-Toe Through The Tulips with Me, and other cherished near alliterations. Interior song lyric pages are cleverly perforated and repeated so they can be handed out to family and friends so they, too, can Sing Along With Mitch! What could be more of a gay old time?
A reassuring inscription appears on the back cover, letting you know your purchase will serve you well for a lifetime: ” This Columbia High Fidelity recording is scientifically designed to play with the highest quality of reproduction on the phonograph of your choice, new or old. If you are the owner of a new stereophonic system, this record will play with even more brilliant true-to-life fidelity. In short, you can purchase this record with no fear of its becoming obsolete in the future. ” We are all relieved!
Sing Along With Mitch can be delightfully yours for only $10.95. Or, as always, free, by letting the llama below know the favored flavor of B-R ice cream. Yum.
FEED ME! You can have this great shirt. We are charging $176.00. But you can have it free if you fill in the blanks with the right words. Just write the words in the box below, along with your address. Please allow time for shipping. It takes us a while to walk that far.
“I love my ______ _______, Yes I yes I do;
She is my _____________, my ________ _______.
And the clear white one to the right. Only $55. 👉
HEARTS OF STONE Most don’t want to have a heart of stone, but how about 2 of them? In this case, it’s a very good thing! This is where you can get quartz (spiritual growth, wisdom, awareness) and rose quartz (friendship, inner healing, peace) hearts to keep close to your own, or in your atmosphere and stratosphere- offered at the low, low price of $55.00 (each). Or, you can whisper the correct answer to this question in the llama’s ear below for a set at a $55.00 discount (each!) :
Q: What is the name of the ‘heartless’ game of imagination loved by some, not much liked by others, usually played while driving?
A Dancing Bears and Nemo Composition Book!
This Dancing Bears and Nemo deluxe hardcover composition book can be yours! With its classic woven red binding and thick inner pages, its golden metallic sun rays and quaint Russian styling, you will be the envy of your friends! They will ask you where you got it, they will devise ways to get you to give it to them, they will always look in your direction as you proudly pull it from your backpack! This Dancing Bears and Nemo composition book retails here for the value price of $1,200- but you can add it to your bookshelf at no cost at all if you whisper the correct answer to the questions below to the llama at the bottom of the page:
1- A- Foxtrot B- Samba C- Rhumba D- Conga E- Cha-Cha (select one)
2- __________ is a super kid!
Nature…Inside Your House!
One thousand? Two thousand? Three thousand years? How old are these geodes? One thing is for certain: Geodes, like many things classic, just get better with age! An iconic feature in science classrooms around the globe, they are also greatly envied by the average house guest. Who can resist picking one up and marveling at its natural beauty? Formed by tree roots, mud, or some other accommodating friend to create a hollow within forming rock, water and minerals then wash over them, seeping inside, creating over many years a natural crystal wonder! Look for them in areas where sedimentary or volcanic rock is found, especially near waterbeds. Or just get them here. You can get your own wondrous geodes for only $48.97. Or you can answer the question below with the correct answer to get them free!
It’s very mischievous to teach a group of innocent kindergartners how to : __________________
_______________________________________________________________________________(tsk tsk!)___.
Lots O’ Fun!
Oooo, make up. How Fun. Yes, you, too, can buy a red sack of makeup. We are selling it for $332. What is special is that the colorful merch💥 inside this colorful red sack is worth so much less than the price! 😁 That’s how it’s going.
But you can have this much sought-after red sack without whipping out your card by talking to the llama. Let him know the name of the girl who had to dig one, two, three, four, five, six, seven feet of snow. ⛄❄️
Cattitude Shirt! (This can be yours!!)
HOOMAN, BIG WHOOP! This whimsical tee is so versatile, you can wear it to the gym or the mall and still know you’re dressed completely appropriately! But people will still stare because they will want one, and will probably ask you if you bought it in the mall and if there are any left. Because that’s the way hoomans are. Get your cattitude tee for the random figure of $687.00.
Or, as always, the option of free. For a free tee, whisper in the tufted ear of the llama below the name of the song (or singer) to the dance much practiced for the national talent debut.
Can’t Have Too Many Pink Dolphin Squishies
Your own pink dolphin squishy. (Literally, your own.) There are few toys that can provide so many consecutive hours of delightful fun. You can take him to the beach with you if you know where a beach is. He will feel right at home. It’s hard to let him go, but selfish to keep him, so he is yours for the economy-conscious price of $86 even.
Or, free. Just let the llama know the name of the mall bird.
Divine Visitation- (frame included!)
Who can you call on in times of trouble? Our Lady, The Blessed Mother, of course! This holographic scene was given to me at a Catholic church and one can appreciate its attempt to unite camp and reverence in a single objet d’art. Does it succeed? 🤔Not all together easy to say. But it tries. And sometimes, trying –even without succeeding– is worth a whole lot. There is no price on such a priceless effort. But it is yours free if you claim it. Let the llama below know the name of the creature that was the subject of a precious poem left on the tree fields of green. Size: pretty big.
We at Dear Precious Pumpkin are deeply honored to have received an Excellence in Merch💥 Award from the Excellence in Merch💥 Committee! We know how very rarely this most coveted award is bestowed upon Merch💥 and so we thank the committee with gratitude! – One Who Loves My Konijn
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*We reserve the right to refuse the shipping of free merch 💥 deemed by our critical thought process to be less than on the level. 👈